a way to give 8 fucks at once. or and octopus with a hand at the end of each tentacle to flip off 8 people/things at once if need be. a fucktopus comes in many shapes colors and identities but all have the the same reactions when they see a homophobe to flick them off
"a bisexual fucktopus just berry blasted a homophobe.."
a pride fucktopus is an octopus that flicks off homophobes in a funny way
berry blasted is getting more then one middle finger group bisexual(s)
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.