Fuckmus

A celebratory form of sex. Preformed by two consenting individuals of any sex, race, form or shape. Happens on special occurrences such as Birthdays, Christmas, Easter, Halloween, pay raises, promotions, graduation, etc.

Example 1:
Tim got a promotion at work.

Tim's announces "Happy Fuckmus" and they proceed to have sex.

Example 2:

Person A: How 's Billy been lately

Person B: He's good. Last I heard he's been Fuckmuses.

Person A: DAMN!

Fuckmus by DeadlyAdvanced April 16, 2018

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fuckmuppet

(n) a person who's intelligence ranks that of an unplugged sex machine.

What an inbred fuckmuppet you are!

fuckmuppet by Lady Phoenix May 16, 2003

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Fuckbuster

Almost synonymous with cockblock, but worse. Someone who constantly thwarts sexual encounters out of jealousy because they have no game. Can single-handedly ruin a party unless immediately kicked out.

Who invited Lawrence? Get him the fuck outta here, he's a total fuckbuster.

Fuckbuster by The TrUth will find you out March 1, 2015

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fuckused

Basically getting fucked over.

"Fuck, I got fuckused."

fuckused by Ink Spot Mike's Wife friend December 26, 2008

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Fuckushima

Exclamation when things continue to go drastically wrong on a nuclear scale. Aptly named after the Fukushima Nuclear facility in Japan.

A: Dude whats the matter?
B: I just got fired and on the way home I wrecked my car.
A: No way! That's terrible.
B: And my dog was in the back seat, Sparky didn't stand a chance.

A: Dude that sucks. Did you hear about Grandma?

B: Fuckushima! I can't take all this at once!

Fuckushima by WardrobeLamppost March 31, 2011

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Shitbag full of Fuckdust

Term used to describe the immense uncomfortable feeling after a extremely heavy night of drinking and or drugs.

Sean: Dude, holy shit! you don't look so fucking good.
Owen: Quick! grab me a bucket, I feel like a Shitbag full of Fuckdust!
Sean: yeah you look like one too.
Owen: Just get me the bucket already cockface

Shitbag full of Fuckdust by warden September 22, 2009

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fuckmaster 3000

The sacred fuck master 3000 is an extraordinary device used either for extreme penetration of ones vaginal or anal complex or the encasement of a cock. It may also be used by your moth to practice your lickin'n'flickin. Overall the Funkmaster 3000 is the ultimate Christmas gift for your nephews and grandkids!

Julie, I just got the new Fuckmaster 3000 for little Timmy. Oh, he will be so delighted to get it for his birthday!

fuckmaster 3000 by BigDaddy12341234 December 15, 2017

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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