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A celebratory form of sex. Preformed by two consenting individuals of any sex, race, form or shape. Happens on special occurrences such as Birthdays, Christmas, Easter, Halloween, pay raises, promotions, graduation, etc.
Example 1:
Tim got a promotion at work.

Tim's announces "Happy Fuckmus" and they proceed to have sex.

Example 2:

Person A: How 's Billy been lately

Person B: He's good. Last I heard he's been Fuckmuses.

Person A: DAMN!
Fuckmus by DeadlyAdvanced April 16, 2018
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fuckmuppet 

(n) a person who's intelligence ranks that of an unplugged sex machine.
What an inbred fuckmuppet you are!
fuckmuppet by Lady Phoenix May 16, 2003

Fuckbuster 

Almost synonymous with cockblock, but worse. Someone who constantly thwarts sexual encounters out of jealousy because they have no game. Can single-handedly ruin a party unless immediately kicked out.
Who invited Lawrence? Get him the fuck outta here, he's a total fuckbuster.

fuckused 

"Fuck, I got fuckused."

Fuckushima 

Exclamation when things continue to go drastically wrong on a nuclear scale. Aptly named after the Fukushima Nuclear facility in Japan.
A: Dude whats the matter?
B: I just got fired and on the way home I wrecked my car.
A: No way! That's terrible.
B: And my dog was in the back seat, Sparky didn't stand a chance.

A: Dude that sucks. Did you hear about Grandma?

B: Fuckushima! I can't take all this at once!
Fuckushima by WardrobeLamppost March 31, 2011

Shitbag full of Fuckdust 

Term used to describe the immense uncomfortable feeling after a extremely heavy night of drinking and or drugs.
Sean: Dude, holy shit! you don't look so fucking good.
Owen: Quick! grab me a bucket, I feel like a Shitbag full of Fuckdust!
Sean: yeah you look like one too.
Owen: Just get me the bucket already cockface
Shitbag full of Fuckdust by warden September 22, 2009

fuckmaster 3000 

The sacred fuck master 3000 is an extraordinary device used either for extreme penetration of ones vaginal or anal complex or the encasement of a cock. It may also be used by your moth to practice your lickin'n'flickin. Overall the Funkmaster 3000 is the ultimate Christmas gift for your nephews and grandkids!
Julie, I just got the new Fuckmaster 3000 for little Timmy. Oh, he will be so delighted to get it for his birthday!
fuckmaster 3000 by BigDaddy12341234 December 15, 2017