A celebratory form of sex. Preformed by two consenting individuals of any sex, race, form or shape. Happens on special occurrences such as Birthdays, Christmas, Easter, Halloween, pay raises, promotions, graduation, etc.
Example 1:
Tim got a promotion at work.
Tim's announces "Happy Fuckmus" and they proceed to have sex.
Example 2:
Person A: How 's Billy been lately
Person B: He's good. Last I heard he's been Fuckmuses.
Person A: DAMN!
Tim got a promotion at work.
Tim's announces "Happy Fuckmus" and they proceed to have sex.
Example 2:
Person A: How 's Billy been lately
Person B: He's good. Last I heard he's been Fuckmuses.
Person A: DAMN!
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Almost synonymous with cockblock, but worse. Someone who constantly thwarts sexual encounters out of jealousy because they have no game. Can single-handedly ruin a party unless immediately kicked out.
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A: Dude whats the matter?
B: I just got fired and on the way home I wrecked my car.
A: No way! That's terrible.
B: And my dog was in the back seat, Sparky didn't stand a chance.
A: Dude that sucks. Did you hear about Grandma?
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A: No way! That's terrible.
B: And my dog was in the back seat, Sparky didn't stand a chance.
A: Dude that sucks. Did you hear about Grandma?
B: Fuckushima! I can't take all this at once!
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Sean: Dude, holy shit! you don't look so fucking good.
Owen: Quick! grab me a bucket, I feel like a Shitbag full of Fuckdust!
Sean: yeah you look like one too.
Owen: Just get me the bucket already cockface
Owen: Quick! grab me a bucket, I feel like a Shitbag full of Fuckdust!
Sean: yeah you look like one too.
Owen: Just get me the bucket already cockface
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Julie, I just got the new Fuckmaster 3000 for little Timmy. Oh, he will be so delighted to get it for his birthday!
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