Fucksock

1.An insult
2.An exclamation
3.A suitable alternative to tissues when caught short post-ejaculation

1. He shouted at the escaping thief 'you utter fucksock!'
2. As the bowl smashed into pieces, he yelled 'fucksocks!'
3. His sinful work done, the young catholic boy glanced around searching for a fucksock to deal with his mess.

by Robin Pants May 13, 2003

fucksock

A sock which one wears on his penis to prevent from making a mess when he's about to drain the dragon.

"I need a fucksock so that the teacher doesn't find out I blew a load while staring at her tits."

by Knightmare 5W May 23, 2008

fucksock

condom

by Nacho October 17, 2003

Fucksock

Slang term for a wordcondom/word.

Fucksocks remove all sexual stimulation.

by Elliott Solomon September 23, 2003

fucksocks

A way of expressing annoyance whilst at the same time supplying mirth to yourself and others who hear you. Will work untill well known.

Sudden realisation that you have completely missed your turning;
'Oh fucksocks.'

by Lord Mogroth December 8, 2003

Fucklock

When a woman tightens the muscles towards the opening of her vagina to "lock" the man's penis in place.

"She totally pulled the fucklock on me."

by Sydlesk April 30, 2010

fuck sock

Any sock, usually worn througout that day, in which you shoot your load into while masturbating to a raunchy porn.

Dude, I just found Fitzy's fuck sock stuffed between the bed matress, SICK!!!

by Nick June 19, 2006