Fuckplunge
I will fuck your mother, and clog your fucking toilet, just so that I can FUCKPLUNGE it and slap you in the face with my shitty cock.
Fuckplunge by LarchOye January 5, 2009
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Fuckbludger
Fuckbludger by pseudonymous pseud December 24, 2016
Related Words
Fuckplunge • Fucklunge • Fuckbludger • fuckblunder • Fuckpurge • Fuckslinger • fuck lungs • fuck plug • Fuck-Punted
Fucklunge
Used to describe someone who is a fucking clunge, particularly someone who uses the Internet to solve their futile arguments on Twitter.
You dopey, uneducated fucklunge.
Fuckslinger
A term used to describe someone who uses the 'f' word a lot at the worst possible times during general conversation. For example, if the said individual was giving a speech at a wedding... 'Ron is the best bloke ever. I remember when we went to Amsterdam and he Fucked that hooker...' or if they were talking to their nan... 'fuck nan, I just dropped your fucking false teeth down the fucking toilet' or the worst, when they are talking to their partners parents. 'I fucking love her, your daughters fucking awesome.'
Fuckslinger by Knightmarine April 30, 2015
fuckblunder
Everyone knows at least one of these. They are people who are so stupid, it's a wonder they can tie their shoelaces, yet are arrogant about how 'smart' they are convinced they are.
Someone who think's they're the best and brightest, but literally couldn't hit the hole, so to speak.
Someone who think's they're the best and brightest, but literally couldn't hit the hole, so to speak.
Bob: "You have to believe me! I am a leading authority in biblical philosophy and I guarantee you that the world is flat!"
Tom: "You are SUCH a fuckblunder!"
Tom: "You are SUCH a fuckblunder!"
fuckblunder by FurryCatPaws June 20, 2017
Fuckpurge
Its like a regular purge...but for when you need to get your fuck on.
To purge out all your earthly horny desires by dedicating a day to nothing but sexual actions.
To purge out all your earthly horny desires by dedicating a day to nothing but sexual actions.
Fuckpurge by OniSora555 September 12, 2020
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.