A term used to describe someone who uses the 'f' word a lot at the worst possible times during general conversation. For example, if the said individual was giving a speech at a wedding... 'Ron is the best bloke ever. I remember when we went to Amsterdam and he Fucked that hooker...' or if they were talking to their nan... 'fuck nan, I just dropped your fucking false teeth down the fucking toilet' or the worst, when they are talking to their partners parents. 'I fucking love her, your daughters fucking awesome.'
by Knightmarine April 30, 2015
A term used to describe a male who derives pleasure from inflicting pain upon another males genitalia. A cocknobbler can normally be observed punching or kicking another mans love spuds, then once said man is incapacitated, the cocknobbler will normally perform a 'tea bagging' maneuver before running away cackling wildly. See also cocknobbled for one who has been the victim of a cocknobbler.
by Knightmarine April 06, 2015