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Fuckpire 

A person who only has sex in the evening when the sun is no longer present.
I love to fuck any time of the day, but damn...that bitch is a fuckpire.
Fuckpire by ecr1rtw February 17, 2015
Words you can keep
A woman whose sole purpose in life is to be a repository for the sperm of any available man.
That bitch is nothing but a fuckpiece,
fuckpiece by Shit Brick July 2, 2003
a pile of fuck
a tangled mass of horny people engaged in a clusterfuck
often followed with a cleansing cycle provided by a fuck mop
man that fuckpile last night was so fucked up
i think i saw your mom in it
and afterwards your sister got out the fuckmop and cleaned that nasty shit up
fuckpile by davidwating August 13, 2003
It could be an insult, it could be an expression to express anger. Who knows?
"You stupid fuckpie"

"GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING FUCKPIE"
fuckpie by Melodyyyyy July 27, 2005

fuckpipe 

A slang, derogatory term used to refer to an individual who makes decisions without thinking about the impending consequences.

This term is flexible in that it represents all orifices and organs involved in fucking.

For example, a fuckpipe can be defined as "the pipe which fucks", i.e. the penis.

Alternatively, the fuckpipe can be defined as "the pipe in which fucking occurs", such as the vagina, mouth, or rectum.
That sales guy is a total fuckpipe, he practically gives away the farm without thinking about how it will affect the rest of the company.

That bitch got did in the fuckpipe.

Bill, Ed, and Al put their fuckpipes in each other's fuckpipes.
fuckpipe by TheSumOfAllEvil August 23, 2005

Microwaveable Fuckpile 

Frozen foods usually involving no preparation other than heating in the microwave, especially foods of limited nutritional value. Examples would be pizza bites and mini tacos usually consumed by college students.
"No wonder Steve is a fatass, all he eats is microwaveable fuckpile."
Microwaveable Fuckpile by telefpreen February 15, 2009

workplace fuckpile

An instance in which several co-workers, usually within a bar or restaurant, have engaged in sexual relations or fellatio with multiple other co-workers, resulting in overlap of sexual partners amongst those co-workers.
John has been fucking Sally for the last week, but just last week Sally was blowing her manager, Steve, and John was screwing Steve's ex girlfriend who now works in the kitchen, and now it's become a "workplace fuckpile."
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