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Assholes that say they're gonna bring you a smoke n tell you to wait for them, and then they never show up or even text, wasting the time you could have used to find a smoke. Or anything else.
God, I wish Michel wasn't such a fucknuck.... I'd probably give him something nice.
Fucknuck by Abird Ofsomekind7 October 21, 2020
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Trump's foreign policy
All that fucknuck on the news is giving me a headache.
Fucknuck by Rick Bahbosa January 29, 2025

fuckfuckfuck 

What some foken wanker shouts after being pulled over by the PO lice.
fuckfuckfuck
fuckfuckfuck by Shougo March 5, 2022

rusty fucknuckle

typically the second knuckle of your ring finger after finger fucking a womans tight puss with your pointer and middle fingers only; results from getting poo from her rectum hole on it
Celeste is great. First she slobbed my knob and gobbled the baby gravy then she licked my rusty fucknuckle clean of her week old ass mayo/ fudge stank combo. AND, I posted it on Youtube for all to see.
rusty fucknuckle by cornfritter April 14, 2011

fucknuckle 

a wanker, an idiot, a jack-off. technically someone who fucks their knuckle, i.e. their hand.
instead of calling someone "fuckin' wanker" or "jack-off", you might call them "fucknuckle" - quite offensive.
fucknuckle by Macalito January 29, 2006

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me eating pasta and realizing there are no meatballs: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

mom: watch your language

me: but there are no meat ball

mom: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

Fucknuke 

Doing the most awesome damage or dps there is in a game, preferably for a short period of time. Originally from the MMORPG World of Warcraft.
Come on guys! We must kill this boss this try, give it your very best and fucknuke the shit out of it!!!

or

Look at the dps Aloccronn did on that boss, you guys need to learn to fucknuke like him!
Fucknuke by atoded June 19, 2010
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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