24 definitions by KingMustard

Love Wee

Slang word for sperm, the male reproductive cell.

Bugger, I have love wee all over my keyboard.

by KingMustard May 21, 2005

LaMarr

The headcrab pet of Dr. Kleiner in Half-Life 2.

LaMarr is a damn cute little devil.

by KingMustard May 21, 2005

NDS

The Nintendo DS, a portable gaming system.

I might buy an NDS whilst I wait for the Sony PSP to be released.

by KingMustard May 2, 2005

Chip special

Chips, egg fried rice and curry sauce in a container from a Chinese takeaway. Usually about £3-4.

Let's order a chip special to share.

by KingMustard December 5, 2010

Rupert Bear

'Rupert the Bear' is a fictional character created by Mary Tourtel in the 1920s.

Everyone loves Rupert the Bear! His TV show was truly superb.

by KingMustard May 9, 2005

Mandeep Sandar

Mandeep is a strange creature who has hair like a girl and never washes it. He often visits the chip shop to dip his hair in the grease to give it a nice shiny finish. He often sports many different head wears ranging from a hair band to a tea cosy to keep his mush warm. Very hairy indivdual with a strong smell of daddy's sauce.

Monty: Is that a large, greasy muffball?

George: Nah, thats just Mandeep bless him.

by KingMustard May 9, 2005

Poundstretcher

A cheap little crappy shop based in the UK for skutters and tramps. Renouned for having crap bosses and shat pay. Don't work there!

I heard your mate works at Poundstretcher. Poor bastard.

by KingMustard January 26, 2005