Fucklecock 

When you want to confused or weirdly insult them, or possibly both.

When your friend or someone you don't know bothers you.
John can you stop being a fucklecock?

Fucklecock by Fucklecock May 31, 2018

Fuckleneck 

Also known as fuck knuckle. When you're so fucking stupid knucklehead won't describe you. A complete and total dumbass.

That fuckleneck got arrested again.

Why do people fuck up and marry fucklenecks named Brandon or Jeffery?

That fuckleneck needs to be slapped.

Fuckleneck by Craci July 26, 2017

bucklecock

A dire medical situation in which a male human has BROKEN his erect penis.

Although the penis is not really a bone - it only feels that way 90% of the time! - it can still be broken, if enough force is applied at the correct angle (e.g. falling on it, or slamming it in a door).

Often, there is an audible "cracking" sound accompanying this tortuous, apocalyptic event. And, like a broken bone, the fractured penis needs to be "set" as soon as possible after breakage occurs, to ensure proper healing.

A broken penis is a medical emergency, so if you are experiencing the symptoms of bucklecock (screaming in pain, penis misshapen and pointing off at a sickening angle, significant other has feinted from the sight of it, etc.) then I implore you to stop reading this and seek professional medical assistance immediately.

I fell out of bed last night and got bucklecock! When I wouldn't quit screaming, my girlfriend taped a tennis ball in my mouth and drove me to the emergency room, where everyone laughed at me while I laid under a table, whimpering.

bucklecock by cathodeRay March 14, 2008

Fucklock 

When a woman tightens the muscles towards the opening of her vagina to "lock" the man's penis in place.

"She totally pulled the fucklock on me."

Fucklock by Sydlesk April 30, 2010

fucking fucklebucks 

term used to curse, to express anger, disappointment, annoyance..

oh fucking fucklebucks...!

fucking fucklebucks by longy999 December 20, 2010

Fuckleducks 

Just a swear word. Previously seen in the National Lampoon. A dirtier version of "fiddlesticks".

"Oh, fuckleducks."

Fuckleducks by SamTheButcher August 27, 2009

The British Fucklock 

Sexual position in which a British girl wraps her legs around her sexual partner tightly while bracing for a second male mate's attempt to blast her in the ass.

"Leanne had that dude in the british fucklock, must've been anticipating a third party!"

The British Fucklock by The Snatch Dispatch January 31, 2009