Fucklecock
Fucklecock by Fucklecock May 31, 2018
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Fuckleneck
Also known as fuck knuckle. When you're so fucking stupid knucklehead won't describe you. A complete and total dumbass.
That fuckleneck got arrested again.
Why do people fuck up and marry fucklenecks named Brandon or Jeffery?
That fuckleneck needs to be slapped.
Why do people fuck up and marry fucklenecks named Brandon or Jeffery?
That fuckleneck needs to be slapped.
Fuckleneck by Craci July 26, 2017
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bucklecock
A dire medical situation in which a male human has BROKEN his erect penis.
Although the penis is not really a bone - it only feels that way 90% of the time! - it can still be broken, if enough force is applied at the correct angle (e.g. falling on it, or slamming it in a door).
Often, there is an audible "cracking" sound accompanying this tortuous, apocalyptic event. And, like a broken bone, the fractured penis needs to be "set" as soon as possible after breakage occurs, to ensure proper healing.
A broken penis is a medical emergency, so if you are experiencing the symptoms of bucklecock (screaming in pain, penis misshapen and pointing off at a sickening angle, significant other has feinted from the sight of it, etc.) then I implore you to stop reading this and seek professional medical assistance immediately.
Although the penis is not really a bone - it only feels that way 90% of the time! - it can still be broken, if enough force is applied at the correct angle (e.g. falling on it, or slamming it in a door).
Often, there is an audible "cracking" sound accompanying this tortuous, apocalyptic event. And, like a broken bone, the fractured penis needs to be "set" as soon as possible after breakage occurs, to ensure proper healing.
A broken penis is a medical emergency, so if you are experiencing the symptoms of bucklecock (screaming in pain, penis misshapen and pointing off at a sickening angle, significant other has feinted from the sight of it, etc.) then I implore you to stop reading this and seek professional medical assistance immediately.
I fell out of bed last night and got bucklecock! When I wouldn't quit screaming, my girlfriend taped a tennis ball in my mouth and drove me to the emergency room, where everyone laughed at me while I laid under a table, whimpering.
bucklecock by cathodeRay March 14, 2008
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fucking fucklebucks by longy999 December 20, 2010
The British Fucklock
Sexual position in which a British girl wraps her legs around her sexual partner tightly while bracing for a second male mate's attempt to blast her in the ass.
The British Fucklock by The Snatch Dispatch January 31, 2009
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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