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Ficklecock

noun
1. A fairweather friend

2. A fickle person
3. A cocksucker

4. An unoriginal person who lacks their own identity and adopts the identity of whoever they are around... Sometimes described as being a shameless carbon copy.
Yo, your brother is a major ficklecock. I heard him talking to some dude, the other day about how lame Ghostbusters is, but then I heard him tell that chick he has over how he feels Ghostbusters is a masterpiece.
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FuckleCuckle 

Verb: “A person that cannot go without using the word ‘cunt’ in every single sentence they say”
“Oh my god Brandon stop saying Cunt! You’re such a FuckleCuckle!”
FuckleCuckle by Dr. Fat January 28, 2018

Ficklefackle 

A word for people who don’t wanna say “Fuck”
Man 1: oh ficklefackle! I dropped my ice cream

Man 2: JUST SAY FUCK
Ficklefackle by Mpants2k October 6, 2020

ficklefuck

Someone who is unpredictable, spontaneous, or clever.
Louis: That ficklefuck has been playing me this whole time!
ficklefuck by Crispyy June 5, 2013

FickleTickle 

(noun) Gang Banging Ass Raper !!
You're such a FickleTickle.
FickleTickle by Moore Eddie July 29, 2010

Fucklecock 

When you want to confused or weirdly insult them, or possibly both.
When your friend or someone you don't know bothers you.
John can you stop being a fucklecock?
Fucklecock by Fucklecock May 31, 2018

ficklefacking

when you getting down on your girl and take a picture than show it to the boys
yo im totally ficklefacking her rn
ficklefacking by oober ervrywhere November 15, 2016
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