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fuckernut 

A person (usually a man) that acts so stupid you just wanna strangle them. They screw things up, say stupid stuff, and have nothing intelligent to say. Their voice is usually that of one Napoleon Dynamite.
Moron Man: "hey, man, got any weeeeed? ha.. ha.. ha"

Tanya: "Hey, man, you're a fuckernut! You're the biggest piece of trash I ever laid eyes on."
fuckernut by HateStupidPeople March 26, 2009

fuckernutter 

A jackass, one who has bong smoke of the brain, a person who is a complete moron.
Look at that war protester, he is a real fuckernutter.
fuckernutter by Jay Dog April 9, 2003

fuckernutter 

Similar to a fluffernutter, but made during sex with peanut butter and semen and fed to the woman.
I blew my load onto the bread, spread some peanut butter on the other slice, put them together and stuffed it in her mouth. She loved that fuckernutter.
fuckernutter by BJ23 December 29, 2007

Fuckernutz 

somewhere between a Fucker and an Asshole
That fuckernutz stole my girlfriend

Fuckernut 

Fuckernut is used when you do something that causes great pain to your body. I first used this word when I stubbed my pinky toe on a doorframe. You can also call someone a fuckernut. It can mean "Fucking retard". Nut meaning crazy person.
1. Oh, fuckernut, that hurt!

2. Shut up, you fuckernut.
Fuckernut by AnonymousHelper December 7, 2016

fuckernutter 

A person that has sexual relations with wooden objects.
You are such a fuckernutter I bet those cigar indian carvings get you off?
fuckernutter by mike signorelli October 27, 2003
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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