Fucked as fuck 

The state of being so fucked up on multiple substances you do and say the most random things.

Dude, he is fucked as fuck!!

Fucked as fuck by Fucked fucker July 10, 2021

fucked up as fuck 

As fucked up as is possible. Think about it.

Now how did that happen? That is fucked up as fuck.

or

Dude, I was fucked up as fuck last night.

fucked up as fuck by Will.I.Am. August 16, 2007

Fucked as drunk

Getting fucked as drunk refers to when you want to test the limits of your drinking abilities. This is also referred to as drinking like a soldier because it’s common in the barracks in Korea where that’s the only pass time. You become aware that your fucked as drunk when the toilet becomes like a pillow and you slerr your words like Ricky from the trailer park boys.

Hey Todd I got some vodka And Budweiser! Wanna get fucked as drunk?

Todd
Fuck yeah boot’n rally! See boot’n rally for more

Fucked as drunk by Fucked as drunk June 9, 2018

I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded 

A Turkish proverb. Used when someone is acting know-it-all against someone else that actually knows it all.

'Ben senin güttüğün koyun kadar çoban siktim'

The know-it-all: I have recently read a few articles about X online, so I think I am kind of an expert on the subject now!

The expert: You know I have a PhD in X, right? I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded!

I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded by teori April 3, 2022

fucked as a monkey 

to be monkeyed.

"I'm as fucked as a monkey", Rory said after the tenth pint of Stella.

fucked as a monkey by the_rorz August 5, 2009

bitch fuck nigger ass skank fuckin fucker whore as 

When you nut so hard that u see jesus christ himslf.

ahhhhhhhhh yeaaa ima bitch fuck nigger ass skank fuckin fucker whore as right now

bitch fuck nigger ass skank fuckin fucker whore as by justin fgaggot 69 April 19, 2018

fucked with donald trump as president

this is what we are while he is the president

we are fucked with donald trump as president

fucked with donald trump as president by naruku September 12, 2017