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Fucked as fuck

The state of being so fucked up on multiple substances you do and say the most random things.
by Fucked fucker July 10, 2021
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fucked up as fuck

Now how did that happen? That is fucked up as fuck.

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Dude, I was fucked up as fuck last night.
by Will.I.Am. August 16, 2007
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Fucked as drunk

Getting fucked as drunk refers to when you want to test the limits of your drinking abilities. This is also referred to as drinking like a soldier because it’s common in the barracks in Korea where that’s the only pass time. You become aware that your fucked as drunk when the toilet becomes like a pillow and you slerr your words like Ricky from the trailer park boys.
Hey Todd I got some vodka And Budweiser! Wanna get fucked as drunk?

Todd
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by Fucked as drunk June 9, 2018
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I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded

A Turkish proverb. Used when someone is acting know-it-all against someone else that actually knows it all.

'Ben senin güttüğün koyun kadar çoban siktim'
The know-it-all: I have recently read a few articles about X online, so I think I am kind of an expert on the subject now!

The expert: You know I have a PhD in X, right? I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded!
by teori April 3, 2022
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fucked as a monkey

"I'm as fucked as a monkey", Rory said after the tenth pint of Stella.
by the_rorz August 5, 2009
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When you nut so hard that u see jesus christ himslf.
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