the_rorz's definitions

monkeys-on-tour

drinking holiday/vacation where the primary goal is getting monkeyed.

all the lads are doing a monkeys-on-tour to Ibiza this summer.

by the_rorz August 5, 2009

monkey

one who is, or aspires to be monkeyed.

"were you a monkey last night?"
"Too right, I was as fucked as a monkey!"

by the_rorz August 5, 2009

fucked as a monkey

to be monkeyed.

"I'm as fucked as a monkey", Rory said after the tenth pint of Stella.

by the_rorz August 5, 2009

monkeys

mythical primates who arrive during a drinking session to deliver you to a state of being monkeyed.

1. In statement form: "monkeys were out in force last night, I was well and truly monkeyed"

2. In question form "Any monkeys to report of last night?"

by the_rorz August 5, 2009