Definitions by the_rorz

fucked as a monkey 

to be monkeyed.

"I'm as fucked as a monkey", Rory said after the tenth pint of Stella.

fucked as a monkey by the_rorz August 5, 2009

monkey 

one who is, or aspires to be monkeyed.

"were you a monkey last night?"
"Too right, I was as fucked as a monkey!"

monkey by the_rorz August 5, 2009

monkeys 

mythical primates who arrive during a drinking session to deliver you to a state of being monkeyed.

1. In statement form: "monkeys were out in force last night, I was well and truly monkeyed"

2. In question form "Any monkeys to report of last night?"

monkeys by the_rorz August 5, 2009

monkeys-on-tour 

drinking holiday/vacation where the primary goal is getting monkeyed.

all the lads are doing a monkeys-on-tour to Ibiza this summer.

monkeys-on-tour by the_rorz August 5, 2009