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fuckwhistle 

The fleshy one hole flute otherwise know as a dick.
"hey Baby,why don't you play a song on my fuckwhistle"
fuckwhistle by pretty sexy kid March 9, 2007

fuckwhistle 

The fleshy one hole flute otherwise know as a dick.
"hey Baby,why don't you play a song on my fuckwhistle"
fuckwhistle by Pretty Sexy Kid July 20, 2008

fuckwhistle 

kinda like saying damn, or bollocks, this is a bad definition
oh fuckwhistles, i just got a puncture

Useless fuckwhistle 

A person who cannot comprehend or execute the simplest of tasks
"My fucking roommate was so ignorant that they opened the box of cereal from the wrong end, and I opened it from the opposite end, and it spilled all over the floor! She is such a useless fuckwhistle

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026