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Fuck-weed 

Fuck-weed is any person, whether possessing the credentials or not, i.e., D. Phil., Ph. D., M.D., J.D., etc., money, women, toys, physical attributes, that acts in such a manner as to suggest that he/she is superiour, and is intent to let you know it, or by mentioning events indirectly which relate to their accomplishment.
Mr. Tool is a real "fuck-weed."
Fuck-weed by Super M March 25, 2007
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fuck weed 

A person who is being unreasonable and bull headed. Acting like a cocky bastard/bitch.
"Billy was a fuck weed the other day, shoulda left him at home, sheesh!"
fuck weed by Katie84 February 22, 2009
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fuck weed 

1. A bullshit plant that takes you off your game/ the right path to success.
2. A drug for dumb ass people who wanna seem/ look cool.
Johnny smoked some fuck weed yesterday and didn't handle his business.
fuck weed by fuck weed January 10, 2022

fuckweed 

Cross between a fuckhead and a dickweed. Used when both terms would normally apply.
I'm not paying for work I didn't authorize, fuckweed.
fuckweed by Baron Von Brandt April 3, 2005

Fuckweed 

A word to describe someone that you dont like or has pissed you off
"I hate him, he's a right fuckweed"
Fuckweed by A.Trout July 1, 2006

fuckweed 

A fuckhead who keeps coming back to bother you, despite the fact that you smack him down, like a weed growing out of cracks in the asphalt.
The fuckweed on the Adventure Rider Internet forum kept up his lame attempts at annoying me, but I ignored him and he eventually went away. He was a real fuckweed.
fuckweed by BobFV1 December 18, 2007

fuckweed 

smokeing weed then fucking (having sex).
i got hi & fucked my girlfiend
fuckweed by justin prather May 13, 2005
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