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fuckweed 

Cross between a fuckhead and a dickweed. Used when both terms would normally apply.
I'm not paying for work I didn't authorize, fuckweed.
fuckweed by Baron Von Brandt April 3, 2005
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Fuckweed 

A word to describe someone that you dont like or has pissed you off
"I hate him, he's a right fuckweed"
Fuckweed by A.Trout July 1, 2006
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fuckweed 

A fuckhead who keeps coming back to bother you, despite the fact that you smack him down, like a weed growing out of cracks in the asphalt.
The fuckweed on the Adventure Rider Internet forum kept up his lame attempts at annoying me, but I ignored him and he eventually went away. He was a real fuckweed.
fuckweed by BobFV1 December 18, 2007

fuckweed 

smokeing weed then fucking (having sex).
i got hi & fucked my girlfiend
fuckweed by justin prather May 13, 2005

fuck weed 

A person who is being unreasonable and bull headed. Acting like a cocky bastard/bitch.
"Billy was a fuck weed the other day, shoulda left him at home, sheesh!"
fuck weed by Katie84 February 22, 2009

fuck weed 

1. A bullshit plant that takes you off your game/ the right path to success.
2. A drug for dumb ass people who wanna seem/ look cool.
Johnny smoked some fuck weed yesterday and didn't handle his business.
fuck weed by fuck weed January 10, 2022

fuckseed 

Damn! I just got $50 for my fuckseed!
fuckseed by DOS Junkie April 21, 2004
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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