fuckweed 

Cross between a fuckhead and a dickweed. Used when both terms would normally apply.

I'm not paying for work I didn't authorize, fuckweed.

fuckweed by Baron Von Brandt April 3, 2005

Fuckweed 

A word to describe someone that you dont like or has pissed you off

"I hate him, he's a right fuckweed"

Fuckweed by A.Trout July 1, 2006

fuckweed 

A fuckhead who keeps coming back to bother you, despite the fact that you smack him down, like a weed growing out of cracks in the asphalt.

The fuckweed on the Adventure Rider Internet forum kept up his lame attempts at annoying me, but I ignored him and he eventually went away. He was a real fuckweed.

fuckweed by BobFV1 December 18, 2007

fuckweed 

smokeing weed then fucking (having sex).

i got hi & fucked my girlfiend

fuckweed by justin prather May 13, 2005

fuck weed 

A person who is being unreasonable and bull headed. Acting like a cocky bastard/bitch.

"Billy was a fuck weed the other day, shoulda left him at home, sheesh!"

fuck weed by Katie84 February 22, 2009

fuck weed 

1. A bullshit plant that takes you off your game/ the right path to success.
2. A drug for dumb ass people who wanna seem/ look cool.

Johnny smoked some fuck weed yesterday and didn't handle his business.

fuck weed by fuck weed January 10, 2022

fuckseed 

synonym: sperm

Damn! I just got $50 for my fuckseed!

fuckseed by DOS Junkie April 21, 2004