Fuck-Buckled

adjective - To be incapacitated due to sexual misadventure/ shenanigans.

We went for, like, 8 hours straight last night & now I'm fuck-buckled

by cheekychick88 May 10, 2011

fuck buckles

An exclamation mark you say/shout when you fuck something up. Also could be used to throw shade at somebody named buckles.

Bob: Hey Juanietto, you got that tax return done for the upcoming fiscal year?

Juanietto: Oh fuck buckles! No, that completely left my mind. Let me get to that after I complete our annual analytics finished by this afternoon.

by FUCKBUCKLES January 31, 2020

Buckle Fuck

To fuck someone but put a belt around the vagina therefore locking the dick and vagina in place.

Adam and sally buckle fucked and needed to get surgically separated from each other by doctor bend ova.

by ass crack from the the anal June 3, 2018

FUCKBUCKLE

(n) Loser, wanker, fuckup

"What's up, fuckbuckle."

by Spalds June 23, 2006

Fuckbuckle

When a female has a extra supremely hairy crotch and a guy has sex with her ignoring the fact, but then the guys dick gets tangled in the pubic hair. That is the fuckbuckle.

Her: we got into a fuckbuckle

Or

Her: girl last night I warned him that we might get fuckbucled but he said he could take it......

by The fucks November 22, 2016

Fuckbuckled

The subtle art of being confused, bamboozled, flabbergasted, and simply backstabbed, but all at once, unanimously. The pinnacle and the epitome of a roast so bad, planet Venus's monstrous volcanoes couldn't even compare. Literally the end game. If someone is said to be fuckbuckled, they are done. Blown away into oblivion. Simply obliterated. The individual simply doesn't exist anymore. They are nullified with this word.

LMAOOO DID YOU JUST DELETE THE ENTIRE DATABASE BY ACCIDENT?!?!?!?
Your boss is gonna kill you, get absolutely fuckbuckled kid 💀🙏

by professorpuddle April 21, 2024