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fuckwhistle 

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The fleshy one hole flute otherwise know as a dick.
"hey Baby,why don't you play a song on my fuckwhistle"
fuckwhistle by pretty sexy kid March 9, 2007
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Fuck thistle • fuckwhistle • Useless fuckwhistle • fuck • fuck tard • fuck you • fuck girl • Fuck Boi • fuck off • fuck nut

Fuckwhistle 

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Donald Trump is a useless Fuckwhistle.
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fuckwhistle 

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The fleshy one hole flute otherwise know as a dick.
"hey Baby,why don't you play a song on my fuckwhistle"
fuckwhistle by Pretty Sexy Kid July 20, 2008
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fuckwhistle 

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kinda like saying damn, or bollocks, this is a bad definition
oh fuckwhistles, i just got a puncture
fuckwhistle by cellardoor4130 May 10, 2005
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Useless fuckwhistle 

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A person who cannot comprehend or execute the simplest of tasks
"My fucking roommate was so ignorant that they opened the box of cereal from the wrong end, and I opened it from the opposite end, and it spilled all over the floor! She is such a useless fuckwhistle
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Nutshot 

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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