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National fuck off day

National fuck off day is a day in which you must just fuck off and stop being a cunt towards others.
"stop being a cunt "
"why? "
"it's national fuck off day bro"

National Fuck Off Day

National fuck off day is well, everyday.
Person: H-
Me: Fuck off
That’s why everyday is national fuck off day

National fuck off day

National Fuck Off day is on October 16th and it’s the national day where everyone needs to just fuck off so spread the word and put it in your calendars
Person *talks to me nonstop

Me: “bruh it’s national fuck off day so FUCK OFF!”
National fuck off day by Rtowse5 October 6, 2019

National Fuck Off Day

April 30th is the day where you fuck off. Pretty self explanatory. This day is directed at the people who don’t fucking stop talking. Thank you for your time.
Oh hey

It’s national fuck off day

Oh

International fuck off day 

International fuck off day is on the 3rd of April.
Person 1: Hello
Person 2: Today is international fuck off day. Do you know what that means?
Person 1: What
Person 2: Fuck off

National fuck off day

National fuck off day is a day in which you can tell who ever you want to fuck off with out any consequences.
I don’t meed to talk you you it’s national fuck off day.
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