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Meed
Meed-eep
An expression with nearly limitless connotations, usually used in a dismissive way to express a negative feeling. Countless variations can be created by the user, such as "shee-sheep", "led-ep", and "bleed-eep", so long as the cadence and tone of the variation is kept consistent. For extra emphasis, a musical tone can be added as well as extra "ee" syllables, to truly drive the point home.
New Jersey mod meed
The act of tossing ones salad, or eating their asshole, while punching the girls vagina. This is a very complex maneuver, mastered only by some people.
Another way is to falcon punch the girls vagina. This means that you begin punching her pussy while eating her asshole, yelling out "Falcon Punch!"
NOTE: If the girl begins to scream or cry, pull out your dick and shove it in her mouth to shut the bitch up. This is optional but will gain lots of respect from other people
Another way is to falcon punch the girls vagina. This means that you begin punching her pussy while eating her asshole, yelling out "Falcon Punch!"
NOTE: If the girl begins to scream or cry, pull out your dick and shove it in her mouth to shut the bitch up. This is optional but will gain lots of respect from other people
Dan- "Yo yesterday I was tossing my girls salad then things started getting a little crazy. I may have accidentally pulled a New Jersey mod meed on her."
Sean- "No big deal, I did that once to my bitch. She loved every second of it except the part where I stuck my cock in her mouth."
Dan- "Trillz Billz."
Sean- "No big deal, I did that once to my bitch. She loved every second of it except the part where I stuck my cock in her mouth."
Dan- "Trillz Billz."
New Jersey mod meed by m4rchu5 n00by February 24, 2010
ratt meed
irish version of jesus christ. turns rocks into potatoes. he cannot go more than 10 minutes with out eating a pound of potatoe product. potatoe imatation product is to ratt, as kryptonyte is to super man. also claims aleins exist and make constant contact with his father, who of course, sees all and knows all. his brothe kyle ( he man woman hater) can be found under pubicibus-maximus
ratt meed by jesse benson December 2, 2003
ratt meed
self procalimed prince of ireland aka the emerald isle, gay strong and gullable, will believe anything an elder tells him.... is sibling with wire brush on head all-star wide reciever who undoubtably has the best routes ever and is gay as well "pushin 8 inches" gay, has obsession of potatoes...is known to kill anyone who threaten the validity of his parents claims and his grandpa paint the brigde outside of the highschool single handedly,,,,twoce! i oughta beat u like ared headed step child
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