Fuck my shit
Fuck my shit by joseph greiman March 5, 2007
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Fuck my shit
When you take a cool shaped shit, then freeze it and later, with a condom on it use it as a dildo or other sexually stimulating device.
Fuck my shit by fuck my shit May 6, 2008
fuck my shit up
fuck my shit up by FlimFamMan July 29, 2015
The fuck my shit at?
Expression of rage at the delayed or halted arrival of something you want.
The 'shit' can be replaced with other words to fit the situation.
The 'shit' can be replaced with other words to fit the situation.
*obligatory "The fuck my shit at? moment*
Marina: *checks mail* I ordered that shirt 3 weeks ago. They told me it would be here in 5 days.
Marina then filed a complaint. She didn't bother to fill out the form; instead, she wrote "THE FUCK MY SHIRT AT" in big letters on the entire thing.
Her shirt arrived the next day.
Marina: *checks mail* I ordered that shirt 3 weeks ago. They told me it would be here in 5 days.
Marina then filed a complaint. She didn't bother to fill out the form; instead, she wrote "THE FUCK MY SHIRT AT" in big letters on the entire thing.
Her shirt arrived the next day.
The fuck my shit at? by the hell is this shit October 31, 2012
fuck in my shit
1. a phrase used when an individual gets angry and has nothing else to say.
2. a phrase used just to be funny.
3. a complete silent breaker that makes people laugh
4. a random phrase used when you get bored or are losing in a game with your friends.
2. a phrase used just to be funny.
3. a complete silent breaker that makes people laugh
4. a random phrase used when you get bored or are losing in a game with your friends.
1. What? I have to go to that 6 hour play?! Fuck in my shit.
2. (Jimmy and Bob are outside playing baseball)
Jimmy: dude, look at that car, isn't it sweet?
Bob: Well...fuck in my shit
Jimmy:*laughs* haha
3. (you attend a party at Suzie's house and someone said something that made everyone else silent)
Suzie: I think i'm pregnant
(silence)
Joe: Fuck in my shit!
(everyone laughs)
4. (you are losing on Halo 3)
George: Ahh! God dam! Fuck in my Shit!!
2. (Jimmy and Bob are outside playing baseball)
Jimmy: dude, look at that car, isn't it sweet?
Bob: Well...fuck in my shit
Jimmy:*laughs* haha
3. (you attend a party at Suzie's house and someone said something that made everyone else silent)
Suzie: I think i'm pregnant
(silence)
Joe: Fuck in my shit!
(everyone laughs)
4. (you are losing on Halo 3)
George: Ahh! God dam! Fuck in my Shit!!
fuck in my shit by Guraski March 22, 2007
Shit in my fuck bag
Shit in my fuck bag by Pizza Billy Johnson December 6, 2010
welp shit, fuck my life
When somebody does ignorant shit, or doesn’t listen to you when you tell them the right thing to do.
welp shit, fuck my life by marvshub June 25, 2021
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