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Fuck Me Right 

A sarcastic exclamation by someone who has said or done something unpopular, expressing exasperation with the fact that this opinion or action is frowned upon by the general public.
Jill: "So are you going to vote Republican or Democrat?"
Stan: "I don't like either party's nominee, so I was thinking of voting third party."
Jill: "You'd just throw your vote away?"
Stan: "Yeah, I only vote for candidates I like. Fuck me right?"
Fuck Me Right by TBSchemer November 22, 2015
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Fuck Me Right  

A Phrase used when you are feeling like an idiot for saying something, or someone gives you shit for something.
"Karla"- Hey matt, why didnt you go to class this morning there was a test?"
"Matt"- Fuck me Right?

Adam-"Matt Why didnt you drink last night, you could of gotten laid easily?

Matt-"Fuck me right?"

Fuck me right is a rossy saying.
Fuck Me Right by Matt Feichtinger November 17, 2007

Fuck Me Right 

Became popular in the 2007 movie SuperBad. This Phrase is used when you are feeling disrespected or if you come up short on luck.
Example 1:

Evan - "Hey is this the line for the bathroom?"

Chick - "What the fuck does it look like.."

Evan - "Ohh yea.. Fuck Me right"


Example 2:

Student 1 - "Excuse Me Mrs. Teacher May i use the bathroom?"

Teacher - "No, you've been disrespectful today"

Student 2 - "Could I go to the Bathroom?"

Teacher - "Sure"

Student 1 - "FUCK ME RIGHT.."
Fuck Me Right by Superbad2009 April 14, 2009

Fuck me right in the ass hole 

A fucking amazing frase that only funny as fuck people use. Meaning you want someone to fuck you right in the ass hole. No shit...💩

Fuck me right in the pussy 

A line used to interrupt television news reporters.
Reporter : 10 people were killed in a
Passerby : Fuck me right in the pussy.
Reporter : Sorry for that.

O Fuck me right? 

a saying in which your discouraged and disgruntled by a recent event
Guy1: seems as if your girlfriend found herself some other guy.

Guy2: O Fuck me right?
O Fuck me right? by betarider June 4, 2009

Well fuck me in the ass, right? 

'Well fuck me in the ass, right?' is something you would use when something just isn't going swell.
Rach: my texting got turned off..

Fwing: hey, well fuck me in the ass, right?
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