The one thread on the Facebook group Honest Travs Virtual Dive bar for singles where you can post your sexy selfie with the hope of getting laid. Creepy and extremely thirsty comments from females are not only acceptable, they are encouraged.
Karen: I posted a selfie on fuck hard friday and now I have 100 friend requests and a bunch of dick pics in my inbox
1. When you're having sex and you go harder and deeper. This is pleasing to most women. They usually yell, "FUCK ME HARDER."
2. When you're fucking and you're slamming down hard on some wet pussy. Most effective in the missionary style sex position. The man's legs are together while the womans legs are open wide. Man slams down deep every thrust.
1. "I gave Jessie a hard fuck last night." "Really? Did she scream?" "Yeah, she said "FUCK ME HARDER DADDY! HARD FUCK ME! HARD FUCK ME! FUCK MY PUSSY HARD! HARDER!"
2. "Man that hard fuck sex style makes my hips hurt the next day."
Female: "I got hard fucked last night. I didn't think his dick could go that far in! I squirted too!"
A boy whom thinks they can get any girl they please when really every girl hates him. A try hard fuck also once they get with a girl stays with them because they know they won't be able to get another girl but act as though they are inferior to them to make themselves look cooler then they already are.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.