Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions 

When you are looking through definitions people have wrote for the Urban Dictionary and you see one so terribly disgusting you have to click the Keep Out button 180,000 times
If I had a dollar for everytime I just clicked the Keep Out button I could raise a child. Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions?!
Related Words

FUCK YOU = NO MORE DEFINITIONS 

NOT INTERSTED IN " NEW YORK CITY" , you would never understand in " A MILLION YEARS , !!!!!....
POST THE NEW DEFINITIONS OR IRONIC RODGER AS FUCK YOU = NO MORE DEFINITIONS

I'M DONE PALMETIER PECKHAM PUPPETIER AS FUCK YOU = NO MORE DEFINITIONS as only " they have not invented a word how " much lower you " WAGERERS ON CATASTROPHIC EVENTS ARE as this particular one as worse than SALVADORE RAMOS would "WAGER $20 " after the fact , and take $18 = 666 leaving ANAL ALAN SHIT ASSH0LE .SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN.SH0VE DICE UP ASSH0LE.176 with just a FANCY DEVIL DELIGHT TWO DOLLARS as to go CRAZY ON YOU after just leaving myself with $2.00 BUTT FUCKHEADS there is no connection " after the fact MONEY GAME you played at " LIVIN' LA VIDA LOCA" as PIECE 731.

my definitions are stupid as fuck

why did i write these
oh yeah bec i was a lil kid shithead
"I just looked on my urban dictionary account for the first time in years, my definitions are stupid as fuck."
More from Urban Dictionary

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
Load more