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Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions 

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When you are looking through definitions people have wrote for the Urban Dictionary and you see one so terribly disgusting you have to click the Keep Out button 180,000 times
If I had a dollar for everytime I just clicked the Keep Out button I could raise a child. Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions?!
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FUCK YOU = NO MORE DEFINITIONS 

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NOT INTERSTED IN " NEW YORK CITY" , you would never understand in " A MILLION YEARS , !!!!!....
POST THE NEW DEFINITIONS OR IRONIC RODGER AS FUCK YOU = NO MORE DEFINITIONS

I'M DONE PALMETIER PECKHAM PUPPETIER AS FUCK YOU = NO MORE DEFINITIONS as only " they have not invented a word how " much lower you " WAGERERS ON CATASTROPHIC EVENTS ARE as this particular one as worse than SALVADORE RAMOS would "WAGER $20 " after the fact , and take $18 = 666 leaving ANAL ALAN SHIT ASSH0LE .SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN.SH0VE DICE UP ASSH0LE.176 with just a FANCY DEVIL DELIGHT TWO DOLLARS as to go CRAZY ON YOU after just leaving myself with $2.00 BUTT FUCKHEADS there is no connection " after the fact MONEY GAME you played at " LIVIN' LA VIDA LOCA" as PIECE 731.
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my definitions are stupid as fuck

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why did i write these
oh yeah bec i was a lil kid shithead
"I just looked on my urban dictionary account for the first time in years, my definitions are stupid as fuck."
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bang a you-ee 

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of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
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Fleg 

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The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
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Skeef

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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026
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