Gemma :"You have apparently took a wrong turn and are now going in the wrong direction. Phils house is the other way, why did you do this?"
John : "Fuck you that's why!"
A term used to commentate on the fact that a lot of shitty movies typically come out on January as way for studios to just get them out of the way. As if Hollywood waits for December to end to just take a big shit real quick. Term was coined by Redlettermedia.
Why is "Monster Trucks" (2017 Movie) a thing and why is it releasing in January?
Because Fuck you, it's January.
A response to a question of the practicality of something which is clearly overkill, it implies that the one who uses the phrase to answer the question of 'why' knows full well that it is overkill, and overkilling for overkill's sake was their intent.
(The examples probably describe it better)
Q: Why would you build an aircraft carrier that flies?
A: Because fuck you, that's why
Q: Why would you need a 6-coreCPU?
A: Because fuck you, that's why
Q: Why would you make an automatic grenade launcher?
A: Because fuck you, that's why
What someone says when they have donesomething for the purpose of maliciously disrupting another person(s) motive, intentions, life, job, etc, and the victim asks that someone why they did it.
Bob: Welcome to the team, Freeman. We need you to start by editing this paper on climate change. Exxon is one of our top sponsors and they have told you to remove the bit on 80% efficiency solar panels and make it look like oil does not harm the environment.
Freeman: Ok.
3 days later:
Bob: FREEMAN! You included the bit on 80% efficiency solar panels, you made the bit on oil seem even more against the environment, and then you proved that Exxon bribes us! WHY?!
The appropriate response to any and all irritating, stupid or outright pointless questions revolving around how something came to be. Not to be confused with "Fuck you, that's why!"...
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!