fuck udders
fuck udders by jonrawlings November 13, 2004
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Fuck Udders
Fuck Udders by Carter Lanecrest April 20, 2018
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Fuck-Udders
Slang. A woman's particularly ample and/or attractive bosom. Usually used in a complimentary fashion.
Steve: Holy shit, check out the baby-feeders on that MILF!
Randy: Wow, I'd totally splooge all over those fuck-udders!
Steve: God damn I sure do love a good pair funbags.
Randy: Wow, I'd totally splooge all over those fuck-udders!
Steve: God damn I sure do love a good pair funbags.
Fuck-Udders by Tittiel0ver69 October 21, 2018
fuck udder
fuck udder by Queen Andie February 24, 2005
understood fuck
Student :this essay is ri"fucking"diculous.
Teacher: Now class, the "fucking" is the understood fuck in this sentence
Teacher: Now class, the "fucking" is the understood fuck in this sentence
understood fuck by tasteslikegold June 15, 2009
Fuckrudders
The anthropologically correct pronunciation of a popular hamburger restaurant chain found all over the United States.
Cashier: Hello sir, what can I get for you?
Michael: Hmm... I'm not sure, what's your most popular burger here at Fuckrudders?
Cashier: Ermm.. it's actually pronounced Fuddr-
Michael: -shut the fuck up bitch, I'm an anthropology major, I think I'd know my shit on this kind of thing better than you would. Just LAWL at you actually trying to correct ME of all people on this. I swear to God if you even THINK about 'correcting' me again I will blow your fucking brains out. ::pulls .45 caliber Springfield XD handgun out of waistband and points it at her forehead::
Cashier: ::shrieks in horror:: OH MY GOD. UMMMmmm.. ummm.. our 'Southwest Burger' is pretty popular I guess. Would you like one of those? ::sweats nervously::
Michael: NO. I'm vegan. Sigh. I fucking hate this place. Meat is murder. etc
Cashier: LOL, phewwww ::relaxes and wipes sweat off forehead:: and here I was thinking I might actually get shot to death hahaha. Whew, good thing it turns out you're just some vegan hipster. Weeeee. Looks like I have nothing to worry about here after all. weeeeee!
Michael: BUT! BUT ummm this is like a real gun and stuff, you should do as I say!! Stop ignoring me! Just cuz I'm vegan doesn't mean I'm a pussy! C'mon! Obey me woman!!!
Cashier: LOLLLLL lololol... ::ignores Michael/remains completely unconcerned, now that she knows he's just some weak ass vegan::
Michael: ::sulks and drives off in his Prius::
Michael: Hmm... I'm not sure, what's your most popular burger here at Fuckrudders?
Cashier: Ermm.. it's actually pronounced Fuddr-
Michael: -shut the fuck up bitch, I'm an anthropology major, I think I'd know my shit on this kind of thing better than you would. Just LAWL at you actually trying to correct ME of all people on this. I swear to God if you even THINK about 'correcting' me again I will blow your fucking brains out. ::pulls .45 caliber Springfield XD handgun out of waistband and points it at her forehead::
Cashier: ::shrieks in horror:: OH MY GOD. UMMMmmm.. ummm.. our 'Southwest Burger' is pretty popular I guess. Would you like one of those? ::sweats nervously::
Michael: NO. I'm vegan. Sigh. I fucking hate this place. Meat is murder. etc
Cashier: LOL, phewwww ::relaxes and wipes sweat off forehead:: and here I was thinking I might actually get shot to death hahaha. Whew, good thing it turns out you're just some vegan hipster. Weeeee. Looks like I have nothing to worry about here after all. weeeeee!
Michael: BUT! BUT ummm this is like a real gun and stuff, you should do as I say!! Stop ignoring me! Just cuz I'm vegan doesn't mean I'm a pussy! C'mon! Obey me woman!!!
Cashier: LOLLLLL lololol... ::ignores Michael/remains completely unconcerned, now that she knows he's just some weak ass vegan::
Michael: ::sulks and drives off in his Prius::
Fuckrudders by Anthrogangsta June 15, 2011
Fuckudders
A woman's breasts. First used in the webcomic www.sexylosers.com when a man is having intercourse and refers to his patner's breasts as "fuckudders".
Fuckudders by T3h0o8er5pAzZ July 1, 2010
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