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Fuck Tee 

Fuck tee is a tee shirt worn by a male or female who is uncomfortable with their weight so they wear a shirt to hide the top half of their bodies when having sex.

or

When a person having sex leaves only their shirt on in an awkward way to not expose themselves due to being self conscious about their body.
joe: hey what did you do lastnight?
steve: went over that girls house.
joe: how did that go?
steve: not to bad except she wore a fuck tee when we had sex, said she didnt like showing her body
Fuck Tee by jgod1039 December 18, 2010
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Fuck teenagers 

I am posting their personal information
Stupid asses ruined the site fuck teenagers their generation fuck everything they enjoy they deserve torture I wish Micheal Myers was a real guy I would vote him into office.

teeth fuck 

To bite someone really really fucken hard.

The cum from such a session is the bruise that's left.

If you don't bruise, you ain't fucking right.
guy 1: Dude that's a nasty bruise!

guy 2: Nah, my gf just teeth fucked me. I got her back though.

guy 1: awesome (because teeth fucking is always awesome and reciprocating the gift is always smiled upon)
teeth fuck by MaikeruDesu August 25, 2011

your teeth are locked the fuck up 

1. You look good, you have it together, you are definitely looking hot.
2. You are exactly right, you said that perfectly.
L: "Do you think I am unclear with that statement?"
A: No, your teeth are locked the fuck up on that one.

Fuck you and your Teeth 

This is what you say to someone who insults you as their teeth are participants in their mouths assault against you.
Mandy: "Listen trick! You have no play! Now go suck some disturbing dicks in the bus station to go get your next latte!"
Mandy: " Wow! I just said your anklets were tacky. Fuck you and your teeth! I hear your dad's glory hole is lonely...!"

fuckteen 

An indeterminate number greater than a few, but fewer than fifty.

Used to describe repetitive, boring, or pointless action.

"He has told that story fuckteen times..."
fuckteen by ArloBigwater February 24, 2009

Sweet Fuckteen

The birth' day you lost your virginity.
Sally: Omg, i just lost my virginity in the church.

Jo: Happy sweet fuckteen
Sweet Fuckteen by Sloppyjo March 1, 2009