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Fuck Tee 

Fuck tee is a tee shirt worn by a male or female who is uncomfortable with their weight so they wear a shirt to hide the top half of their bodies when having sex.

or

When a person having sex leaves only their shirt on in an awkward way to not expose themselves due to being self conscious about their body.
joe: hey what did you do lastnight?
steve: went over that girls house.
joe: how did that go?
steve: not to bad except she wore a fuck tee when we had sex, said she didnt like showing her body
Fuck Tee by jgod1039 December 18, 2010
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Fuck teenagers 

I am posting their personal information
Stupid asses ruined the site fuck teenagers their generation fuck everything they enjoy they deserve torture I wish Micheal Myers was a real guy I would vote him into office.

teeth fuck 

To bite someone really really fucken hard.

The cum from such a session is the bruise that's left.

If you don't bruise, you ain't fucking right.
guy 1: Dude that's a nasty bruise!

guy 2: Nah, my gf just teeth fucked me. I got her back though.

guy 1: awesome (because teeth fucking is always awesome and reciprocating the gift is always smiled upon)
teeth fuck by MaikeruDesu August 25, 2011

your teeth are locked the fuck up 

1. You look good, you have it together, you are definitely looking hot.
2. You are exactly right, you said that perfectly.
L: "Do you think I am unclear with that statement?"
A: No, your teeth are locked the fuck up on that one.

Fuck you and your Teeth 

This is what you say to someone who insults you as their teeth are participants in their mouths assault against you.
Mandy: "Listen trick! You have no play! Now go suck some disturbing dicks in the bus station to go get your next latte!"
Mandy: " Wow! I just said your anklets were tacky. Fuck you and your teeth! I hear your dad's glory hole is lonely...!"

fuckteen 

An indeterminate number greater than a few, but fewer than fifty.

Used to describe repetitive, boring, or pointless action.

"He has told that story fuckteen times..."
fuckteen by ArloBigwater February 24, 2009

Sweet Fuckteen

The birth' day you lost your virginity.
Sally: Omg, i just lost my virginity in the church.

Jo: Happy sweet fuckteen
Sweet Fuckteen by Sloppyjo March 1, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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