Fu-man chu 

A kinder way to describe a goatee style beard on a female.

Dude 1: Ha ha ha...omg...dude

Dude 2: What's so funny

Dude 1: Check out the chick in the booty shorts...

Dude 2: Oh I see her...she has some fu-man chu action going on. I'd still hit though...

Dude 1: Totally...

Fu-man chu by lady lynxx April 9, 2009

Fu man Chu 

When a guy blows his load on a girls face (specifically on the upper lip) and it drips down on either side of the girl's mouth.

Did you see that guy blast on that chick's face?

He totally "fu man chu - ed" her

Fu man Chu by sperm donorz February 20, 2011

Alaskan Fu-Man-Chu 

When a guy ejaculates on another guys beard while he is sleeping.

Did you see Steve yet? I gave him a nasty Alaskan Fu-Man-Chu last night!

Alaskan Fu-Man-Chu by Stifler! March 16, 2009

National Fu Man Chu Week 

The fist full week of May every year when you let your freak flag fly and neglect shaving in preparation for the week of the FU!

Garret : Nice Fu Carl!

Carl : Back at you Garrett.

Garrett : Cyphers looks like a child molester, but ours are fucking RAD!

Carl : Yeah, and Zack's a Pussy cause he wont let me shave his beard into the shape of a BALLSAC!!! Oh well, it's National Fu Man Chu Week BITCHES!!

National Fu Man Chu Week by Fuckin' McGuckin May 7, 2009

Dirty Fu Man Chu 

Very similar to a Dirty Sanchez - Reaming a chick from behind (doggy-style) and then rimming her asshole with two fingers with which you run it (fecal matter and all) under her nose as to make a moustache with one finger, while the other shit-covered finger runs under her lower lip. Then, you rim the girl's ass again, and this time, you run both fingers down the side of her mouth down to her chin, making the girl look like a Kung Fu star.

I couldn't stop laughing after I gave your sister a dirty Fu Man Chu - she looked like she liked it.

Dirty Fu Man Chu by Spencer June 20, 2003

patchy fu manchu

When a man blows his load on a girls top lip/just under her nose, and the jazz (jizz) pours down either side of her mouth.

Last night I gave Laura a patchy fu Manchu. That cum mustache can't be unseen.

patchy fu manchu by Mafrackincrackin March 2, 2015

fudgesicle fu manchu

The mess left behind on a kid's face when eating a frozen treat too slowly.

Lil J was having so much fun w/ her fudgesicle she ended up w/ a fudgesicle fu manchu before she finished.

fudgesicle fu manchu by NCdubmixer August 17, 2009