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Fryagra

Soggy, under-cooked, 'limp dick French fries'
Our fries/chips needed 'fryagra'

Our server brought 'limp dick French fries' to your table

Fryagra makes for crispy, dick hard fries
by AzPurk March 13, 2023
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Heinous Anus Fragrance

Flatulence of the worst kind. A severe fart that is like an obscene phone call from nature. The air--dank, fetid, unsavory and far from fresh--feels as if it is being exhaled into one's face from a nuclear blast channeled through an unkempt brown eye. Sometimes the smell even tastes like effluvious rotting death- beer vomit, infected diarrhea, gangrene, and the mystery smell of the river entering the ocean at low tide, amplifying the intrusion of feculent compost. It is obscene and repulsive, harsh and violent at the same time. In close proximity, miles from the barking bowels of the guilty anus, the air maintains this quality of putrid death, although unknown where it acquired a tinge of Satan's rectum, perhaps due to fumes expelled by tormented souls asses being delivered by rancid demons.
A smell awoke him. It was a scent as old as time. It was a hundred aromas of a thousand skunks. It was the tang of sweaty underarm. It was the musk of rough anal sex. It was the muscular rot of Gruyère cheese in urine. It was the spice of rotting savorous road kill. Meaty and redolent of death with decay and repugnant rot. It was horrid and offensive and nauseating and obscene. It was solid and alive - so alive! And it was close, lying right next to him in fact. The vapors invaded his nostrils and his hair rose to their roots. His eyes were as heavy as manhole covers, but he opened them. Through the dying calm inside him snaked the horrible realization that she had expelled another heinous anus fragrance.
by keifermail April 15, 2014
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Fragrant Foul

1) When someone cuts a gnarly fart on the basketball court.

2) The gaseous version of a flagrant foul.
Examples:

1) The guys were shooting some hoops when someone committed a fragrant foul. It took less than two minutes for the gym to clear out.

2) Kobe jacked up LeBron's game by committing a fragrant foul every time he was in LeBron's vicinity.
by tsauce2010 March 8, 2010
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Fragrance man

A hot homosexual man. Known for his famous wood product, pretty popular amount the girls, gays and theys 😏 quackity moons over him
"Hey, have you heard abt quacksters and fragrance mans relationship???"
"Yeah, i heard its kinda toxic but kinda spicy;)"
by Midnightstarryfan March 8, 2021
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Fragrance freeloader

A person who does not own any perfume/cologne and uses the free samples in department stores before a date or big night out
Person A: Mmmm that's nice perfume Rita's wearing

Person B: Yeah I saw her down at Macy's this afternoon, she's such a fragrance freeloader
by Daisy King August 1, 2010
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Fragrant Harbour

Pilot slang for Hong Kong, an ironic translation of its name (which means 'Fragrant Harbour' in Chinese). The joke is partly on the local scent of some of the poorer regions, and partly on the difficult approach to Runway 13 of Hong Kong's now-decommissioned Kai Tak airport, which 'stank'.
Back in the day I had a layover in Fragrant Harbour and I bumped into your mom while shopping for souvenirs in the red light district.
by Gun Arvidssen June 26, 2008
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fragrant vagrant

The cops tossed the fragrant vagrant into the police van.
by ram July 12, 2007
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