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fruti tooti 

After you do anal, stick it back in her vagina while she has her period. Make sure you finish inside of her, so it creates a substance made of shit, jizz and blood
"I fucked your girl so hard that I fruti tootied that bitch!"
fruti tooti by Penislover43 February 21, 2017
when you think you see a ghost, but it's really your Ecuadorian friend with a hat
I was dealing with a real fruisé in the attic this past week.
fruisé by Scarankle February 27, 2015

opened a keg of fruit 

Woo! Somebody opened a keg of fruit in here
opened a keg of fruit by june t September 30, 2016

playing fruit ninja 

suggests someones cutting themselves
'oh Hey i was playing fruit ninja a lot yesterday!!'
'you know that isnt good'
'i know perfectly well!!#

Fratiphany 

A sudden realization of how to be frat, or more frat, in a particular situation.
Bro 1: "Dude, I just had a fratiphany: I can make the pledges haze themselves!"
Bro 2: "Dude, nice."
Fratiphany by A-Stack February 2, 2014

Fruit Krook 

A Fruit Krook is the dumbest, idiot known to man. When driving they will pull out in front of you without looking. They go through red lights and stop at green lights. They display no common sense and will drive anyone nuts.
The Fruit Krook just got his girlfriend pregnant thinking a bag would work for a condom.
Fruit Krook by Fruit Krook January 7, 2015