\fˈau̇t-ˌrāj\
noun
1. a feeling of extreme anger because of something that is perceived as bad, hurtful, or morally wrong but when viewed in a rational context is really harmless, benign and insignificant.
2. a combination of the words False and Outrage used to describe unjustified anger or resentment over a petty issue.
Examples
* Starbucks received much negative criticism towards their minimalist redesign of the 2016 holiday cups. For those in the real world, the vitriol that ensued was nothing more than foutrage over a coffee cup.
*Fox News' annual portrayal of "the war on Christmas" is spun as a threat to Christianity but in reality it is merely manufactured foutrage for the purpose of delegitimizing anything that conflicts with their conservative agenda.
Origin: American English, from combining false- (fake, not true), outrage- (anger).
First use: 21st century
The feeling people experience when they are unable to find a suitable emoji to express how they are feeling and thus requiring them to use actual words.
A person who is generally stressed out and frustrated of being single, or as a result of the absence of a partner. Not to be confused with sexual frustration.
Signs of the romantically frustrated include a strong need to cuddle, touch, hug and hold. Other signs include chewing ice, eating chocolate, peeling labels off of bottles, and watching romantic movies such as "The Notebook."
I am so romantically frustrated right now, I just want to meet a guy/girl who likes me back...
OR
Why am I this romantically frustrated? I would just like to cuddle and talk about useless things...
when a lack of sex or sexual activities with the person you are talking to leads to a overall bad mood and a dip in social skills. usually long periods of sleep are common
I haven’t seen ****** in a while, I’m not sexually active I’m sexually frustrated
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.