Frustipated - Being so frustated that one cannot poop, therefore frustratingly constipated.
Marcus McDad has been super frustipated lately dude.
What are you talking about? Frustipated?
Yeah man, he's been so frustrated that he can't even shit.
One who holds a large number of unfounded or poorly thought out opinions, especially on political or religious topics. Basically a gullible know-it-all.