aka Funk Ball: A small white or whitish-yellow nugget found when massaging the tonsils. Able to be removed most effectively with a Q-tip. WARNING: Funk Balls may appear in groups. The stench emitted from Funk Balls is a combination of straight poop and vomit, only worse... much worse.
Quick, flush that funk ball before anyone gets a whiff of it.
A sleasy, greasie, nasty guy, most likey he has a mullet. Clothing consists of a wife beater Tee and/or a black concert Tee shirt, most likely from the 80's.
That funkball was checkin' me out, I wouldn't give him the time of day.
An annual affair thrown by U.S. Pipe & the BallsJohnson Dance Machine in which people get together for the Funk of it, featuring live bands, funky attire and attitude, and booty-shakin'.
1.someone who lives in an extremely filthyhouse and has sex with men of average wealth with the intention of getting pregnant so she can trap them into child support forever.
2.a woman who plays it off as independent because she knows that nobody will ever marry her.
Sandy the funk ball trapped two guys into getting her pregnant and neither one wants her now that they are sober!!!
Look at her filthy stinking house the funk ball loser, she never cleans.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!