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fruman by musafirdaddy May 17, 2016
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Not to be confused with frum-douche, a fruman is the definition of a girl who's first name is Alyssa and usually with a last name starting with a H.
You're such a fruman!!
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Fruman
A Fruman is a person who is always stressed and does not know how to make decisions.
For him the most important aspect of life is studying, but he is too lazy to do it.
He is also very afraid of public spaces and people he doesn't know, but sometimes you can find him talking with a stranger he never met before about his problems in life.
He also never answers calls on his phone, and he always turns off his phone from the fear that someone would call him and he would actually need to speak to someone.
For him the most important aspect of life is studying, but he is too lazy to do it.
He is also very afraid of public spaces and people he doesn't know, but sometimes you can find him talking with a stranger he never met before about his problems in life.
He also never answers calls on his phone, and he always turns off his phone from the fear that someone would call him and he would actually need to speak to someone.
Hey, did you find Fruman?
No, I called him several times but he didn't pick up.
Wait, isn't that him over there talking with a stranger?
Fuck Me.
No, I called him several times but he didn't pick up.
Wait, isn't that him over there talking with a stranger?
Fuck Me.
Fumanchuesday
(noun) - a holiday celebrated on the first Tuesday following No-shave November; a holiday created for individuals who have successfully made it through No-shave November; an alternative for indivuals that decide to opt not to participate in Mustache Monday which is normally celebrated by wearing a mustache on the first Monday following No-shave November; Fumanchuesday takes place on Tuesday, when a man (or bearded woman) wears a Fumanchu (Handlebar Mustache). {This holiday and name were first created by JA McCarter AKA The Foo Man, who wore a Fumanchu on the first Tuesday following No-shave November in 2009}
Dustin: Hey man, what happened to your Novembeard?
JA: Don't you know that the first Tuesday after November is Fumanchuesday!?
Dustin: Hey man, you are really cool! I want to celebrate Fumanchuesday too!
JA: Don't you know that the first Tuesday after November is Fumanchuesday!?
Dustin: Hey man, you are really cool! I want to celebrate Fumanchuesday too!
Fumanchuesday by The Foo Man December 13, 2010
Pee Wee Furman
Pee Wee Furman by lordgrim the invcbke January 21, 2021
FRUMUNDA
Fumundafromunder my nutsscrotumtesticles: Comes from the slang, "Fremunda cheese, the viledankcheese frumunda my nuts--the oldest relics of crosseyedinbredredneck slang."
"Hey fool--You want some frumunda cheese." said The morbidly grotesque ruffian. "whats frumunda cheese?"0 asks the frail albino boy. "it's the cheese frumunda my nuts!"
FRUMUNDA by Bobby Revell March 16, 2005
frumundah
1. The cheese from under my balls. 2. The pure funk of ball sweat. 3. The discharge left by a pair of funky nuts.
Jimmy: You ever had imported frumundah cheese before?
Jane: I like cheese from foreign places. Where is it from?
Jimmy: Oh, its the cheese from under my balls. Want me to scrape some up?
Jane: I like cheese from foreign places. Where is it from?
Jimmy: Oh, its the cheese from under my balls. Want me to scrape some up?