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Fruitacious 

Boy 1: “Shut up before I eat your ass

Boy 2: “Bro, you’re fruitacious.”
Fruitacious by seudo April 22, 2019

fruititosis 

(noun) 1) to sleep next to, or near, a piece or basket of fruit, 2) to become closer in proximity to fruit during your sleep, 3) a sleep disorder, causing the individual to require fruit to sleep next to in order to enter REM sleep.
My fruititosis is acting up again.
I can't seem to get any sleep. Could it be fruititosis?
fruititosis by kikel April 11, 2008

Fruititious 

A generous person at a bar or a party who shares/buys alcohol for another. This alcohol however, must be "fruity" in nature.

To fully understand this definition, we must first define the context of "fruit" being used here. The "fruity alcohol" could be a referrendum to both the taste of that being fruity such as strawberry or even tomato (yes, a tomato is a fucking fruit); or it could also refer to the faginess of such a drink: for example a Pina Colada or a Red Headed Slut, more commonly known as a Ginger Whore.

Please note: in certain shots/drinks like Tequila where one may chase with salt and lime, the buyer could still be considered fruititious in nature as the lime is being used to add a fruit flavor to the alcohol.
Brian: Dude, I'll buy you a virgin strawberry daiquiri if you come people-watch at the pool with me.

Nate: Sounds like a plan, let me go get my lotion and banana hammock. You are very fruititious today.

(Note that in the above example, both the gayness of the ordered drink and fruity contents of the drink were being referred to by the word fruititious.)
Fruititious by Yes, Its B! January 28, 2010

fruitious 

DAMN!!! This Shit Is Fruitious!!!!
fruitious by yolocat69 May 18, 2022

Fruitasious 

Being the closest thing to gay
Fruitasious-When David try to grab you from behind
Fruitasious by TY3C012 June 24, 2019

Fruitavious 

Describes the actions of a flamboyant fruity person
Dude #1:Ayo, remember that guy that was dancing sus at that party yesterday?

Dude #2: you mean the guy that was moving fruitavious?

Dude #1: yeah, that guy lmao
Fruitavious by ##brandn November 10, 2021