fruititosis

(noun) 1) to sleep next to, or near, a piece or basket of fruit, 2) to become closer in proximity to fruit during your sleep, 3) a sleep disorder, causing the individual to require fruit to sleep next to in order to enter REM sleep.

My fruititosis is acting up again.
I can't seem to get any sleep. Could it be fruititosis?

by kikel April 11, 2008