fruititosis 

(noun) 1) to sleep next to, or near, a piece or basket of fruit, 2) to become closer in proximity to fruit during your sleep, 3) a sleep disorder, causing the individual to require fruit to sleep next to in order to enter REM sleep.

My fruititosis is acting up again.
I can't seem to get any sleep. Could it be fruititosis?

fruititosis by kikel April 11, 2008

Fruititionist 

A person who is an expert in the field of fruitrition or a fruit-based lifestyle. A Fruititionist recommends a diet of at least 95% fruit, the rest consisting of greens, nuts and seeds. In order to obtain maximum nutrition a Fruititionist insists that all foods are to be eaten in their raw uncooked state.
A Fruititionist believes fruit is the most perfect food for humans and that we are designed to eat as much as we care for and as a result will gain vibrant health. Not only do Fruititionists recommend large quantities of fruit (min of 2500calories for females and 3000 for men) but they place particular emphasis on other important lifestyle factors like getting enough sleep, water, exercise and sunshine.

www.thefruititionist.com

Fruititionist by The fruititionist September 20, 2010

fruitisism 

They r fruityer than Eli M. 🍒🍓🍎🍉🍑🍊🍋🍍🍌🥑🍏🍈🍐🥝🥭🥥🍅🫐

Girl: u r so fruity
Boy: maybe, but I am not fruitisism

fruitisism by Lindjah June 12, 2023