A generous person at a bar or a party who shares/buys alcohol for another. This alcohol however, must be "fruity" in nature.
To fully understand this definition, we must first define the context of "fruit" being used here. The "fruity alcohol" could be a referrendum to both the taste of that being fruity such as strawberry or even tomato (yes, a tomato is a fucking fruit); or it could also refer to the faginess of such a drink: for example a Pina Colada or a Red Headed Slut, more commonly known as a Ginger Whore.
Please note: in certain shots/drinks like Tequila where one may chase with salt and lime, the buyer could still be considered fruititious in nature as the lime is being used to add a fruit flavor to the alcohol.
Brian: Dude, I'll buy you a virgin strawberry daiquiri if you come people-watch at the pool with me.
Nate: Sounds like a plan, let me go get my lotion and banana hammock. You are very fruititious today.
(Note that in the above example, both the gayness of the ordered drink and fruity contents of the drink were being referred to by the word fruititious.)
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.