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Fruit Picking 

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Fruit picking is what causes lesbianism in prehistoric hunter-gather female groups. Since women traditionally stay back at the cave and go out and pick fruit while the men go hunt meat, they hang around each other alot and that leads to fun with the "fruit" and therefore to cave-women lesbianism. (Its a New Zealand thing)
"Those two over there with the fruit, they are so botch, I bet those two are fruit picking, ae" wink wink.
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Fruit-Picking 

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Going into a Vans shoe store and tearing the shoe tags off just for its sticker
"The shoe guy almost caught us fruit-picking!"
Fruit-Picking by Ninja Fruit Picker February 4, 2010

Fruit picking sodomite 

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Homosexual man. Made famous by the legendary DCI Gene Hunt
Steven Warren is a bum bandit. Do you understand? A poof! A fairy! A queer! A queen! Fudge packer! Uphill Gardener! Fruit picking sodomite!
Fruit picking sodomite by Jaymeh September 23, 2012

fruit picking sodomite 

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A homosexual man who not only partakes in the act of anal sex (sodomy) but also 'picks the fruit', in other words folates and handles the male genitals in a manor that some would call sensual or erotic.

Picking Fruit Off The Beef Tree 

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This new guy started at work, and man he is definitely picking fruit off the beef tree!!!

pickin my fruit out 

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just means to become somebody's slave because you got owned.
man 1: man you owned him!
man 2: yea he better start pickin my fruit out!
pickin my fruit out by ghost nv July 14, 2009

Packing Juicy Fruit

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Is just another way of saying im cool AS Fuck!!!!!
I be packing juicy fruit
baby you know how I do
Packing Juicy Fruit by Bigg $ February 7, 2023
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