Fruit-Picking

Going into a Vans shoe store and tearing the shoe tags off just for its sticker
"The shoe guy almost caught us fruit-picking!"
by Ninja Fruit Picker February 04, 2010
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Fruit Picking

Fruit picking is what causes lesbianism in prehistoric hunter-gather female groups. Since women traditionally stay back at the cave and go out and pick fruit while the men go hunt meat, they hang around each other alot and that leads to fun with the "fruit" and therefore to cave-women lesbianism. (Its a New Zealand thing)
"Those two over there with the fruit, they are so botch, I bet those two are fruit picking, ae" wink wink.
by McLovin - McGee March 05, 2009
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Fruit picking sodomite

Homosexual man. Made famous by the legendary DCI Gene Hunt
Steven Warren is a bum bandit. Do you understand? A poof! A fairy! A queer! A queen! Fudge packer! Uphill Gardener! Fruit picking sodomite!
by Jaymeh September 23, 2012
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This new guy started at work, and man he is definitely picking fruit off the beef tree!!!
by Smash Brown March 24, 2005
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fruit picking sodomite

A homosexual man who not only partakes in the act of anal sex (sodomy) but also 'picks the fruit', in other words folates and handles the male genitals in a manor that some would call sensual or erotic.
by mattybarns June 17, 2024
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