mattybarns's definitions

LPH

Lick the poo hole

Bring her round, give her a nice bit of LPH, jobs a goodun

by mattybarns March 4, 2021

fruit picking sodomite

A homosexual man who not only partakes in the act of anal sex (sodomy) but also 'picks the fruit', in other words folates and handles the male genitals in a manor that some would call sensual or erotic.

That Diego fella's a fruit picking sodomite

by mattybarns June 17, 2024