frontocks

A buttocks looking latitudinal cleft of skin that is created when a woman of size wears underwear that is way too small for her frame.

I married her with a bunt, I got a frontocks a few years later.

Some are breast men, some ass men, I'm a frontock guy...

by frontocks June 17, 2010

frontocks

the region of man's body. Below the belly button and above the upper thigh, which is accentuated by flat front trousers.

That guy's frontocks makes his package look huge.

by Myra & Amber July 24, 2008

Frontocks

the region of man's body, below the belly button and above the upper thigh, which is accentuated by flat front trousers.

His frontocks makes his package look huge!

by Myra & Amber July 24, 2008

schlipping mah fronecks

The act of having a transsexual prostitute first stretch your scrotum, then insert both of your testes into your own anus using her/his penis, simultaneously vomiting into your open mouth while you strike him/her in the lower abdomen to induce involuntary defecation.

That tranny hooker was doing a great schlipping mah fronecks last night before I kicked her ass out of bed because her shit smelled like bad Taco Bell.

by Mysterious_Andy December 3, 2009

frontpocket

A frontpocket is a person who keeps their wallet in one of their front pants pockets. Frontpockets can generally be identified by their neckbeards and wolfshirts.

Are those anime wallscrolls in your room? Dude you're such a frontpocket.

by ionyouenterabov February 22, 2009

fruttocks

Contraction of 'frontal buttocks', found in obese women wearing lycra trousers.

"Check out her fruttocks, geezo"

by Scottus Maximus March 27, 2008

fronttocks

Fronttocks: The opposite of the buttocks.

A non-profane term that generally refers to the region of the gender specific accouterments located in the lower frontal region of a human being.

The area of a human being that the genitalia are located in.

If you are attacked by a sexual predator, kick him in the fronttocks.

Oh man! She just kicked me in the fronttocks.

Yikes! I just spilled hot coffee on my fronttocks!

I went on a date with this guy and he kept trying to touch my fronttock.

by Shawn Middleton January 1, 2009