frontoculous

The name that originated from the great Gladiator Frontoculous Theodeus Maximus. He was a man who lived in a villiage named Ballsworth located in Greece. Trained in 2500 B.C. It means giant penis. ._. Frontoculous fought the King of Buttcrack, and used his ultimate power, exploding his penis. After the glorious battle, he was now just Maximus.
"Oh, god. His frontoculous just blew off!"
by TheBattleOfButtcrack January 24, 2015
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