a slang word; derived from the UK.
a woman's vaginal fart, otherwise known in the english-speaking world as a queef.
a woman's vaginal fart, otherwise known in the english-speaking world as a queef.
by atticlight86 February 10, 2013
Get the front bummer mug.Front Bummer is in relation to Front Bum which is known as the female vagina. It is a term used either when a female causes interruption or stress to a male's life,or also used if the female has had an unfortunate experience.
"boys.. the gf will not get off my case about having a baby man what do I do?"
"sorry bro thats a total front bummer"
"omy gosh I just had the worst day of my life, my boss told me to quit voicing my opinion there was no room for feminism at the office, it was a total front bummer!"
"sorry bro thats a total front bummer"
"omy gosh I just had the worst day of my life, my boss told me to quit voicing my opinion there was no room for feminism at the office, it was a total front bummer!"
by suitanun October 23, 2009
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by Kreaper February 10, 2009
Get the front bummed mug.The true name for a fanny pack, which when worn on the front resembles a bumper, mostly only done in Canada where fanny packs are in stile year round!
I went to the casino today and could not help but notice a lot of people sporting Canadian front bumpers while I was there!
by MrT balls September 19, 2010
Get the Canadian Front Bumper mug.by Haggis February 19, 2005
Get the front bumpers mug.To think you have a monopoly on all knowledge and wisdom in any one subject (e.g. golfing) but in all reality you are either:
1. Brand new at it yourself
2. Have no experience with the subject matter personally
3. Are a total tool who should not be giving anybody advice but to compensate you just quote philosophers and smart people to try and make yourself sound smart.
1. Brand new at it yourself
2. Have no experience with the subject matter personally
3. Are a total tool who should not be giving anybody advice but to compensate you just quote philosophers and smart people to try and make yourself sound smart.
"Wow, Jerad keeps giving everyone 'expert' advice on how to manage a retreat but he just got the 'Retreat Manager' job one year ago! What a total front bumper douche master!"
"Brody is a total front bumper douche master. He keeps telling us how to do our jobs but he sucks at his!"
front bumper douche master
"Brody is a total front bumper douche master. He keeps telling us how to do our jobs but he sucks at his!"
front bumper douche master
by Mr. BigStuff February 5, 2010
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It is unbelievable! Marty just lost his job because he was caught in the office watching porn and pulling the front bumper off himself!
by Gunggung September 27, 2021
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