Definitions by Haggis

cumpet 

A nickname for an English person who is smelly.

'Andrew is a cumpet'

cumpet by haggis November 9, 2013

riksta 

Riksta is SUPERFLY!!
ALL the bitches be clammering all over his dick!

bitches hoes superfly

riksta by Haggis April 16, 2005

funnel sucker

Scotish slang for Lesbian: See also carpet muncher

"Jesus, did you see the front bumpers on that funnel sucker ?"

funnel sucker by Haggis February 19, 2005

front bumpers

Scotish slang for breasts, tits, boobies, etc.

"Hey, Check out the Front Bumpers on that!"

front bumpers by Haggis February 19, 2005

shine bag 

A hairless scrotum ie it is so smooth it reflects light ergo shine bag

after the sack wax he achieved the perfect shine bag

shine bag by Haggis October 15, 2003