cumpet

A nickname for an English person who is smelly.

'Andrew is a cumpet'

by haggis November 09, 2013

shine bag

A hairless scrotum ie it is so smooth it reflects light ergo shine bag

after the sack wax he achieved the perfect shine bag

by Haggis October 15, 2003

riksta

Riksta is SUPERFLY!!
ALL the bitches be clammering all over his dick!

bitches hoes superfly

by Haggis April 16, 2005

funnel sucker

Scotish slang for Lesbian: See also carpet muncher

"Jesus, did you see the front bumpers on that funnel sucker ?"

by Haggis February 19, 2005

front bumpers

Scotish slang for breasts, tits, boobies, etc.

"Hey, Check out the Front Bumpers on that!"

by Haggis February 19, 2005