Frogu 

The frog-child of Nathan and Sarah, infamous for his heinous control over peoples minds by his supermassive cuteness. He is mind-explodingly cute.

Oh my god! look at Frogu jumping, look at him he is soooo cute! He has complete control over my brainmeats.

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Judge: "Why did you slaughter your mother and make her guts into yummy spiced sausage, wear her tit's as a hat, eat her teeth for dessert and piss on the rug?"

Child: "Frogu made me do it"

Frogu by Sathan April 24, 2003

Frying the frog 

|masturbating|
|Spanking the monkey|
|To fondle one's penis|
|To fondle someone else's penis|
|whacking off|
|walking the dog|
|too pull the weasle|
|beat the bishop|
|choking the chicken|
|slapping the salami|
|tug the rope|
|Holding your sausage hostage|
|Slap boxing the one-eyed champ|
|tug-o-war with the Cyclops|
|jingling the change|

"we saw peace frying the frog while he sat there with his yellow shorts wrapped around his ankles."

Frying the frog by lesfile January 1, 2008

frogge 

A frogge biþ a smale beaste wiþ foure leggeys, whiche liueþ boþe in þe water and on londe. It is ofte tyme broune or grene or yelowe; or be it tropyckal, he may liue in trees and haue dyuers coloures lyk reed, blewe, and blak. It haþ longys and guilles boþe. His frounte two feet have four tos and his bak two feet have fif tos. Þes tos stiken wele to wode, rocke and glas. Froggen moste be in þe water to spawne. Þe frogge haccheþ from an ey and it þanne becomen a tadpolle. It groweþ to þanne a frogge, iþ it be nought eten. Som male frogges maken loude souns wiþ þeire mouþs foro femelles. Wen male frogges maken loud sounds for to make þeimselves knowen to femmelles, som þe femmelles refusen.

Everich frogge ets smalle bogges und a lyk crikets, fliys, and wurms as mete. Þei haue tungs þat ben longe and holden faste to quarrie so it doþ not escaipe. A frogge may be founde in all contynens excepte Antartika. Frogges biþ breþren wiþ toades. Toades biþ muchel lyk froggen wiþ drye þicke sken. Som folk þynke þat ye kan geten weartes from toades, but þis is nae trewe.

"Dè a th ’ann an frogge?"

"A frogge biþ a smale beaste wiþ foure leggeys, whiche liueþ boþe in þe water and on londe. It is ofte tyme broune or grene or yelowe; or be it tropyckal, he may liue in trees and haue dyuers coloures lyk reed, blewe, and blak. It haþ longys and guilles boþe. His frounte two feet have four tos and his bak two feet have fif tos. Þes tos stiken wele to wode, rocke and glas. Froggen moste be in þe water to spawne. Þe frogge haccheþ from an ey and it þanne becomen a tadpolle. It groweþ to þanne a frogge, iþ it be nought eten. Som male frogges maken loude souns wiþ þeire mouþs foro femelles. Wen male frogges maken loud sounds for to make þeimselves knowen to femmelles, som þe femmelles refusen.

Everich frogge ets smalle bogges und a lyk crikets, fliys, and wurms as mete. Þei haue tungs þat ben longe and holden faste to quarrie so it doþ not escaipe. A frogge may be founde in all contynens excepte Antartika. Frogges biþ breþren wiþ toades. Toades biþ muchel lyk froggen wiþ drye þicke sken. Som folk þynke þat ye kan geten weartes from toades, but þis is nae trewe."

"ceart gu leòr"

frogge by hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhj January 27, 2021

Eat the frog 

To work at your most important and most difficult task first. This helps you use your best energy to accomplish great things. It gives you confidence and boosts you to tackle the rest of your day with enthusiasm!

Tomorrow morning, I'm just going to eat the frog and get that job application in!

Eat the frog by elocution January 12, 2018

Frog Smile 

Involves no penile or vaginal contact. It requires you getting naked. Okay, I lied, it requires penile contact. You do a leapfrog, but you're both naked, and the guy leapfrogs over the girl, and the penis drags all along the backside of the girl.

Last night, we wanted to get it on, but we wanted exercise too, so he gave me a frog smile.

Frog Smile by linkmann September 21, 2015

Louisiana Leopard Frog

The act of having your balls sucked from behind and then farting on the face of the person sucking them.

Did you hear Ol' Eli isn't with that girl no more? Heard he gave her a Louisiana leopard frog and she smacked him cross town.

Louisiana Leopard Frog by Elgrandedingdong October 30, 2013

frog book 

A comic book about the character Cyberfrog by Ethan Van Sciver.

"Where is my frog book, fat-man?!"

frog book by Flippin' Through September 10, 2020