ets

end tour service -end of your active military service

I ets in 4 days.

by jake smith May 25, 2004

ETing It

Someone who wears abnormally small cloths compared to his/her body size. Often in reference to one who tries to show off big biceps/triceps.

I cant believe that guys ETing It today. Hes not even that big.

by Stano, Borello September 7, 2009

ET

An asshole alien with a large finger that it uses to violate innocent men, women, children, and doggies alike.

Someone: Oh my God, an Alien! Noooo!!!
ET: C'mere bitch! ET PHONE HOME ON DAT ASS

by Erc the Great September 23, 2011

ETE

Estimated Time Ending

Yo what's the ETE of your game?

ETE: 2 Minutes.

by Pop Long December 27, 2011

etted

A past tense of the word "eat", or more specifically "eaten". Taking the d
incorrectness of et further than it's ever gone before. Used by illiterate and/or bored Southerners out of ignorance or good 'ol plain fun. Try it out on a Northerner and see what they say.

My friend got etted by that big bear over yonder! Tarnation.

by Kefanii September 5, 2004

ETE

A handsome black guy with a huge cock.

ETE almost broke my back last night

by Kotoba Wordsmithsterson May 13, 2020

ET

A stupid alien with a BIG onion head and stupidly long cringy fingers that are large enough to wank a dozen cocks at once also this ET thing goes around in a little bike tryna phone home like BITCH you don't have a home

ET: ET phone home
Child: wtf you don't have a home

ET: *some alien shit*
Child: bruv learn English

by Fanny flapper August 29, 2016