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frostcock 

The drawing of a penis on a car whose windows are frosted over. This event usually takes place after a winter night of drinking at a friends house, and upon leaving, drawing penises on neighbors frosty cars. the neighbors being none the wiser. It is ideal to use a knuckle rather than a finger as to not leave a fingerprint.
We were so drunk at Joe's house, when we left, we drew frostcocks all over his neighbors cars, unbeknownst to them...
frostcock by Tommynormous November 26, 2009
how dat boy get his frohock so big??

he got him a nappy frohock!

i aksed my momma to give me a frohock

frohock by MCFER March 16, 2009

freecocking 

I'm heading over to Peter's for some good ol' freecocking.
freecocking by skypromise January 24, 2012

freecocky 

The stupidity of french people, particularly those who happen to be in an English speaking country.
French guy: "Hey I just invented a new sandwich"
Normal: "Yeah?"
French guy: "Yeah it has white bread!"

The word freecocky can be used to describe the French guy in the example.

freecock 

Verb: Behavior exhibited by recently divorced men that are not heartbroken. Typically involves loads of sex and the discovery or rediscovery of online dating apps. A man that has freed his cock from monogamy. Means he is getting a lot of sex from different women with no emotional attachment. Freecocking males typically do their best to keep their dicks wet 24/7.
Noun: Man that is very promiscuous as a result of unemotional divorce.
Floyd is freecocking.

Mike is a freecock
freecock by non smoking norseman February 13, 2019

Robert morgan freecock

Robert morgan freecock-A nigga with a bitch ass perm and a long dick that will leave yo girl amazed by his cockeyed barber cut hairline.
Robert morgan freecock by Cagalon February 15, 2020