An annoying
person who classifies themselves as your "Friend" A Friendish is normally in the same school,
work and other
things you are forced to interact with randomers.
Friendish: Hey how are you? Want to play
Chess or Knights and Dragons or any other exciting games?
Me: I can't I have to go to the shops.
Friendish: Really you just went to the shops.
Me: How do you know?
Friendish: I decided to moniter your shopping habits.
Me: OK Bye
Stalker.
Real Friend: Who was that?
Me: My Friendish.
Real Friend:
Stalking you again?
Me: Yes.