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A plastic bottle stuffed with dryer sheets and paper towels and holes punched in the bottom of it. It is used to mask the smell of marijuana and cigarettes by breathing through the tube.
Person 1: "My parents cant smell this when they get home."
Person 2: "Don't worry dude I'll blow the smoke into the friendly neighbor."
by maryganjapothead January 12, 2011
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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The act of masturbating while the stranger in the bathroom stall next to you deficates.
Person 1:"Dude what was that noise"
Person 2:"That was just a friendly neighbor"
by cfalvey100 November 20, 2010
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Sexual act where you first must smoke a blunt, eat tacos, and get a handy J from someone using your own hand. This sexual act is widely used in the Houston rave scene by Fuckboys
Wes: Yoooo I heard wolf cub gave Brandon a Friendly neighbor!
Rudeboy: Ha GAYYYYYUU
by DaddyRudeBoi December 24, 2016
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